funny shayari

Mami ki roti gol gol, papa ka pesa gol gol,  Tu be gol, mai be gol,  Sare duniya gol matol.

Jab Ziada Barish Ata Hai To Ziada Pani Ata Hai, Jab Ziada Pani Ata Hai To Bhutto Nazar Ata Hai.

Jab Tak Larka Larki Bhaag Na Jai, Muhaly Walo Ko Pyar Sacha Nahi Lagta.

Main Esa Nahi Hu Jo Tumhare Logic Se Harunga, Main Sher Likhunga Kaghaz Py Patter Py Lapet K Marunga.

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai, Aaj phir se gharwali se maar khai hai, Dil to karta hai...sudhar jaoon magar, Kamvali aaj phir bheeg k...

Kabi Khushi Kabi Gham Karty Hai, Ye Dono Mil k mere Naak mai daam karty hai,

Hai Mohabbat to izhar khule aam kar, Tera kuch nahi hone wala ja apna kaam kar.

Dil de diya hai zalim chashma laga k dekh, Phir be yaqeen na aye to x-ray kara k dekh.

Jawan Dil Hona Chahiye omar mai kia raka hai, Tappa Kha K Jai To Choka Hai Seda Jai To Chakka Hai,

Da zra mai ghwre che la ta sara wada oukama, Kho zama khaza khafa kege no za sa oukama. Aw agha yawe hum rata zan na sam meerah jor kare...